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Bad movies in theaters through out 2008.

As we all know, through out the past 8 years the movies these days have barely had its self a nice original flick that you could actually go watch more then once. most of them were either decent, ok, or just plain good. none of them reached great. the medias expectations have been lowered because of the times. the times have crippled the imagination of young directors, and writers everywhere who actually have a great idea of the movie. For example, //The Hottie and The Nottie// starring Paris Hilton, if you saw the image of those two together, you'd say they were both notties (I know I did, notice both their faces look fake. Kind of funny one intentionaly fake and the other accidently fake).

That just the worst movie of 2008. The worst movie of 2007 was the chick flick //Because I Said So.// A movie I'm glad I didn't see. The movie is about a mom who can't let her children go. What's so differen't about that? Im sure it had its laughs, but this movie is nothing new to the screens. We've all seen it in a horror film here and there where a mom goes insane and eliminates people who she feels is responsible (//Friday the 13th)//.

The worst movie of 2006, was the Mel Gibson movie //Apocolypto//. As cool as Mel Gibsons movie were (//Lethal Weapon, Mad Max, and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, The Patriot//)//.// It was the movie after the //Passion of the Christ// about a Mayan culture thats just turning itself inside out. loads of blood was in this movie and was found to be too grusome and unnecessesary. Any movie that does something for no reason, is either hilarious, or terrible. This one turned out to be an utter failure.

The next movie i bring you is //Alone In The Dark//. The movie had been called in literal terms, a useless waste of times that not even the largest idiots should waste their time on. The movie critics self imposed words can be found on http://www.cinematical.com/.

Now I have to give you the worst movie of all time, just for fun. The worst movie of all time that the planet claims was the cheap film flop //ZOMBIE NATION// (how scary, made in 2004). I actually managed to watch a few minutes of this until I realized just how insignificant this film really was. if i watched anymore of that movie, I think I'd be tramatized for a very long time. Luckily I didn't pay money to see it thanks to the comcasts ondemand.

Here's the bottom line of these catastrophic films. They don't deserve to be acknowledged by history ever. Not even as the worst films. They should just be wiped from the face of history it self it was so bad. I couldn't be more disapointed if I made the movies myself.